BEST explanation of economy systems round the world :
COMMUNISM Economy: You have two fowls, the government takes both and gives you eggs .
SOCIALISM Economy: You have two fowls, and you give one to your neighbor.
NAZISM Economy: You have two fowls, the government takes them and kills you.
FASCISM Economy: You have two fowls, the government takes both and sells eggs to you.
CAPITALISM: You have two fowls, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply them and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.
MODERN_CAPITALISM:You have two fowls, you sell one and buy a male. You grow them in numbers and you buy those of your neighbors. Then your neighbors become your shepherds, you pay them megar salary and they die poor.
AMERICAN_SOCIETY: You have two fowl, you sell one and have to make the other one to produce eggs like 4 fowls. By stress of producing above her capacity,so she dies. You hire a professional to decipher this death.
GERMAN_SOCIETY: You have two fowls, you change them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and take care of themselves.
FRENCH_SOCIETY: You have two fowls, you go on strike because you want a third fowl.
CHINESE_SOCIETY: You have two fowls, you sell milk to your compatriots and so you export decayed eggs to the rest of the world. You become rich.
BLACK_AFRICAN_SOCIETY: You have two fowls, you eat them all in one month, and you dream that donors or the international community give you more fowls. When that doesn’t happen, you go to religious houses and hope for miracle fowls. You begin to fast days and nights without eating or drinking and continue to speak in all kind of tongue, so that the cows will fall from Heaven. At last You die wretched
Oh Africans who bewitched you???